January 1st, 2009 at 03:09 pm
I’m writing this with a tear in my eye. My heart is broken, as is my family’s. We lost out little Pompoo, Lola, today when she was struck by a car. She had gotten overly excited and ran into the street. She was 5 years old.
It’s hard to describe what this hideously ugly little pooch [...]
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December 27th, 2008 at 09:26 pm
FIRESIGN THEATRE: “FORWARD, INTO THE PAST! CELEBRATING NICK DANGER’S 40TH BIRTHDAY”
Friday, April 24, 2009 at the beautiful Golden State Theater, Monterey, California
Tonight, through the miracle of Internet shopping, the lovely Mrs. Beans and I scored our tickets for this rare live performance by the leg
December 27th, 2008 at 04:33 pm
Happy post-Christmas. You know, as a Buddhist, Christmas has to be my favorite holiday. I like stuff. I’m not “attached” to it, mind you, but I have fun with it. Here’s some of my favorite goodies from this year’s materialistic orgy…
Look! Actual authenticated dirt from Dodger Stadium!
December 25th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Regular readers of this blog know I’m a huge “Bizarro” fan. I think Dan Piraro is one of the most creative, witty and technically brilliant cartoonists currently working (or not working, for that matter). He comes up with more great gags in a week than I could ever hope to write in a year. Not many [...]
December 11th, 2008 at 09:55 pm
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December 10th, 2008 at 01:12 pm
Not since Barnum first unveiled his geeks has there been a sideshow with quite the same oddball curiosity factor and heart-wrenching pathos as the one that will be on display at the Enjoy magazine offices this Saturday.
Witness for yourselves, ladies and germs, the world’s first and only gnomelike “improv cartoo
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December 6th, 2008 at 11:36 am
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November 29th, 2008 at 01:25 pm
I’ve been busy with work. Real work. Work that pays with actual coin of the realm. I’m a happy Crayolateer!
I’ve got the bread and butter “Creative Tech” gig for the Marketing wing of a local casino that’s proving to be a lot of fun while it pays the bills. I work there with some very [..
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November 27th, 2008 at 04:05 am
The purported poetry, prose and insightful commentary of one Philberto D. Cartoonio, Esq. Plus drawings, cartoons and 2-dimensional renderings pandering to the Absurdist in all of us. Look for it, March, 2009.
I wonder if I should tell Ferlinghetti to get ready?
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November 24th, 2008 at 12:50 am
I have a couple of NEW POSTS over on Food for Thought: A News Cafe. Go ahead, check it out.
Go on.
Click already…
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November 15th, 2008 at 08:52 pm
FOOD FOR THOUGHT: A NEWS CAFE’S HACK CARTOONIST SET TO SWINDLE RUBES, YOKELS AND GULLIBLE ART LOVERS FOR CHARITY.
It’s official. Hawkman Studios, Food for Thought: A News Cafe and the good folks at Enjoy Magazine have teamed up to help brighten the holidays for those folks who find they could use a little warm
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November 13th, 2008 at 09:46 pm
Personally, I don’t see what’s so objectionable about this blog. I mean, if not being funny was a crime Gallagher would be a third-striker.
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November 10th, 2008 at 03:54 pm
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November 10th, 2008 at 03:10 pm
Well, we tried. Don’t blame us if things get all…whacky. Order your bumpersticker from Cafe Press today! Any proceeds will go to the People of Progress and the Shasta Women’s Refuge.
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November 10th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
The first (albeit crude) attempt at a Flash animated cartoon is now posted for global ridicule at Food for Thought: A News Cafe.
Hey, they’ll get better…I hope.
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November 8th, 2008 at 01:25 pm
A new installment of “Philbert’s Phavorite Phiresign Phunnies” has been posted on the Firesign Theatre fanzine site, “It’s Just This Little Chromium Switch Here”… go ahead, take a sec and check it out…it’s not like you’re busy or anything.
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November 6th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
Hey Blogaphiliacs, Due to some rather serious and disconcerting computer woes I have been most recently absent from Cyberland — but, I’m back with a quick sketchbook entry.
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November 2nd, 2008 at 08:49 pm
I just had to share this bit from PLANET PROCTOR, Phil Proctor’s hilarious (and very wise) web site. I know it’ll tick off my friends Tom and Don (hey, I still love you guys), but it’s too rich to not share…
DEAR RED STATES
We’ve decided we’re leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we
October 26th, 2008 at 12:58 am
OK, so I canned him. Why does he have to go and try and make a monkey out of me? The hairy little nit picker with toilet training issues has started his own blog, Mr. Jinks, The Typewriting Chimp.
Loyalty? Not from the lower primates. Not yet.
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October 23rd, 2008 at 11:33 pm
I get a lot of crackpots writing in to Philbertosophy, none pottier than my nearly beloved. She saw another McCain/Palin ad. She had seen quite a few and just simmered and muttered under her breath (like a lot of us) but this time Mac & Lucy Ricardo’s retarded cousin made her head explode. I’ll go [...]
October 21st, 2008 at 09:35 am
As you know, I’m a Firehead. I’ve been a fan since the AM-radio days when they broadcast Radio Free Oz from L.A.’s Magic Mushroom. So, to say I was thrilled to see the fanzine, “It’s Just This Little Chromium Switch Here” resuscitated and living “on the intertube” would be an
October 17th, 2008 at 09:47 am
OK. I pump out a lotta crapola, most of it not fit for “appropriate” websites. Well, that just means its gotta be good for Philbertosophy, right?
A community activist group here in town said they’d back my campaign for city council if I gave them ad space on my blog…I figure ’squid go pro’
October 10th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
How Does A Local Blogger Stand Such Times and Live?
As our country spirals down the economic porcelain bowl and we face the most devastating financial crises since The Great Depression, I’m left to wonder how I’ll be able to maintain my blog.
Unlike many bloggers you may be familiar with, I strive to bring you
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October 3rd, 2008 at 08:27 pm
I gotta share what’s goin’ on over at Harry Ames, Jr.’s blog! Who is this guy?!?
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September 29th, 2008 at 06:59 pm
Somehow or other I’ve become associated with a local character and former child star, Harry Ames, Jr. The truth is, I don’t know him very well and have never met him face-to-face. But, he was quick to jump on the Write-In Philbert for city council bandwagon and has done most of the work - which leaves [...]
September 27th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
I won’t be at tonight’s CD release party for Still Married’s new disc. Seems that both my wife and I, in a rare showing of solidarity, have come down with some kind of bug. I was looking forward to the campoon’s stop in Palo Cedro, but I don’t think my current physical condition is conducive [.
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September 25th, 2008 at 05:38 pm
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September 19th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
Harry Ames, Jr. sent the following press release…
Philbert D. Cartoonist, write-in candidate for Redding City Council, will be in attendance at Still Married’s CD release party for their new Sacramento River Whispers. The event will take place on Saturday, September 27th at 7:30 p.m. at Little Filly’s Pizz
September 17th, 2008 at 10:17 am
OK, I don’t usually post stuff circulating as an E-mail (unless its from a Liberian finance minister) but I found this amusing. Regardless of your political stripe you can see what happens to “truth” out there…check it out…
I’m a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight….
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September 15th, 2008 at 06:01 pm
Here at the Moloch Valley Daily Beagle we’re journalists first and pawns of a corporate conglomerate second. We have integrity, I know because I’ve been selling it for months now. You can trust and believe what you see in The Beagle because we only omit the facts that don’t make the grade. Most of these [
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September 13th, 2008 at 01:39 pm
OK, I know you guys are sick of hearing me rant about this bill, but it’s still floating around out there and we need to band together as creatives to “nip this in the bud” as Barney Fife would say.
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September 10th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Over the course of his last few releases, Ry Cooder, guitarist extrordinaire and renowned musicologist and producer has regaled us with some gutsy and brilliantly developed “concept” albums. “Chavez Ravine” was a musical docudrama on the displacement of a Hispanic Angeleno neighborhood to make way fo
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September 10th, 2008 at 02:09 am
OK, there have been some pretty fair albums so far this year but none have hit me like “Dig! Lazarus, Dig!!! by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds. I think part of the reason is that Mr. Cave had sort of the same take on the story of Lazarus being raised from the dead as [...]
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September 10th, 2008 at 12:56 am
For those of you who might not have heard, I just found out that local author, columnist and trophy husband, Steve Brewer, has had his wonderful book, “Lonely Street” made into a major motion picture starring Jay Mohr and Joe Mantegna. It’s having its world premiere at the 2008 Boston Film Festival next we
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September 9th, 2008 at 07:31 pm
OK, this cracked me up.
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September 9th, 2008 at 01:02 pm
A constant parade of booze, babes and Cadillacs… and dough, wads and wads of dough…
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September 6th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Thom G at Surface Tension tagged me with the following:
Post the rules on your blog
Write 6 random things about yourself
Tag 6 people at the end of your post
If you’re tagged, DO IT and pass on the tag…
1. I am deathly afraid of Thom G. Yes, I know he’s a million miles away in Idaohio or [...]
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September 4th, 2008 at 05:24 pm
Over at Harry’s website, Philbert for City Council.
September 3rd, 2008 at 09:13 pm
Currently on rotation:
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September 3rd, 2008 at 04:32 pm
Check out the Philbert for City Council website for my latest announcement.
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Over at Pink Hollyhock, the esteemed Kelly Brewer made a wonderful point about online ads being web writers (and cartoonists) “tip jar.” It’s true. Many creative professionals who use the web as an outlet for their talents are looking to make their living by providing Internet content (like me) and it ain&